A Tuesday Funny!!!

I was reading this on a message board some where and thought this was fitting for the post below. Enjoy.

9 Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, ans you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with nothing usually end with fine.
(4)GO Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statment often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. ( Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statments a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard befor deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!k YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking," What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.